We all have one perfect crime inside us. There is no telling at what point in life it will come to you, but rest assured: one morning you'll wake up with a plan that will be so gorgeous, so perfectly uptight that you will call it destiny.
The crime could be anything. Anything at all. The point is – you will either do it or you will not. Most people don't for reasons that are too dull to mention. Those who do – well, this is where it gets interesting. Those who attempt the crime actually get away with it. Some steal sweets. Some commit treason. The bigger the crime, the more they get away with.
And there's nothing wrong with that. Remember what the barber said at the end of The Man Who Wasn't There? ‘I used to regret being the barber'. Think about it.