We all have one
perfect crime inside us. There is no telling at what point in life it will come
to you, but rest assured: one morning you'll wake up with a plan that will be
so gorgeous, so perfectly uptight that you will call it destiny.
The crime could be
anything. Anything at all. The point is – you will either do it or you will
not. Most people don't for reasons that are too dull to mention. Those who do –
well, this is where it gets interesting. Those who attempt the crime actually
get away with it. Some steal sweets. Some
commit treason. The bigger the crime, the more they get away with.
And there's nothing
wrong with that. Remember what the barber said at the end of The Man Who Wasn't There? ‘I used to
regret being the barber'. Think about it.