It took two bottles of Portuguese wine to survive this year's Eurovision, but now that it's over, there are five things that linger:
1. Eurovision is as hilarious as ever, and just as bad, so long live Eurovision.
2. Men dressed as vikings doing schmaltzy pop... priceless.
3. Politics aside, Italian entry had the best tune - by far.
4. Who the fuck voted for Israel?
5. Portuguese cuisine is fantastic.
