1. Never trust a man who has dollar signs in his name.
2. There is no reason, no reason at all, why a Lana Del Rey album should go for more than 40 minutes.
3. The singles "Lust For Life", "Summer Bummer" and "Groupie Love" are all rubbish.
4. No one should read anything into her smile because her smile is just as meaningful as her pout.
5. Lana has three types of songs: very good, trash and average (50% of her songs).
6. As if Ultraviolence wasn't good enough, she calls her new album Lust For Life and name drops Tropic Of Cancer in a song called "Tomorrow Never Came".
7. This album has four or five good songs - which is the best she has ever done.
8. The brief moment of magic is her vocal hook in “Beautiful People Beautiful Problems”.
9. Lana Del Rey remains one of the easiest targets for a scathing review and she herself is to blame.
10. Never trust a man who has dollar signs in his name.
