Tuesday, 31 December 2019

Album of the Month: WHO by The Who


Everything makes sense in the end. The decade has come to its end, and the final album to be reviewed will be the low-key return of The Who. It makes sense because The Who is where it all started for me. Not just a decade - everything. The world collapsed, or else it probably emerged, one August morning almost twenty years ago now, when I was lying in bed and my sister pressed play. A CD she had brought from America, one with black diamonds piercing the light blue surface of the album cover. It was Tommy by The Who. The weak sun, the reluctance to get out of bed, the blue record player crouched under a vast collection of music I did not yet possess. But I would, soon enough, because the first chords of "Overture" had me for life. 

Then came nights spent in headphones, memorising every lyric of "I Can See For Miles" and trying to sing along to "Helpless Dancer". Days of flipping through the black and white booklet of Quadrophenia until the edges became torn and frayed. Then came web forums appraising and reappraising every song written by Pete Townshend. Live albums, bootlegs, b-sides. Life-size posters, oversized T-shirts, interviews cut out from music magazines. Then came my first album reviews which were mostly me lambasting Internet critics for lambasting Face Dances. And now that I look back on those days - were they dark? Because I cannot tell. Because without them - how am I supposed to be sure that I lived?

A lifetime has passed since then. A lifetime and a mediocre comeback album called Endless Wire. These days, I no longer listen to The Who all that much. I guess I could still get all emotional and cry at some points in Tommy. I could still sense the adrenaline rush during that scream at the end of "Won't Get Fooled Again". Hell, it could still get ugly if someone told me that Face Dances was a bad album (because it was not). But somehow - it never comes to that anymore. In fact, when I heard of The Who's new album, there was barely a hint of excitement. The Who? Eponymous album in 2019? In December? It felt unnecessary. Worse, it felt wrong.

Which is why it was so awkward, and so shocking, that The Who's new album turned out to be good. It actually took me a while to realise that I was not just being delusional or nostalgic and that my ears were not fucking with me. That The Who really did have the songs this time. Songs injected with urgency and hooks unheard of since 1981. Almost a miracle, especially if you take into account that the record had Townshend and Daltrey work by post. 




I do not wish to oversell it. There isn't a "Bargain" here. Nor a "Substitute". Instead of "Music Must Change", one of those underrated Who classics from late 70s, you get the generic opener "All This Music Must Fade". But you know what - I'm actually fine with that. Because this is the sort of 'generic' I can live with. Just good old-fashioned honest-to-God Who music that rarely misses the mark. No, there is nothing for your imaginary Who compilation (though I am very fond of the irresistible Simon Townshend-penned "Break The News"), and the Pete-sung "I'll Be Back" steps too close to bland adult-contemporary, and "She Rocked My World" is hardly a satisfactory closer, but I am never bored listening to the album. In fact, if this it to be The Who's final statement (and I think it will be), then I accept it. 

After "Overture" on that August morning, and after screaming along with "Love Reign O'er Me" all through my childhood years, I accept it. And so please, no more of those hackneyed jokes abusing a certain lyric from an old song. Because too many people are busy doing just that - instead of taking this album for what it is. A collection of songs that should be drenched in mediocrity but are - somehow, against all odds - quite a few notches above that. So in the end, my message is quite similar to what Pete Townshend says at the very end of "All This Music Must Fade" - fuck it all. No one cares. Fuck the age. 


Thursday, 26 December 2019

My Cultural Lowlights: KNIVES OUT


Now that Christmas is over, let's knock something. 

Knives Out. In actual fact, "Knives Out" is a very good Radiohead song. Based on a beautiful guitar line and the kind of vocal melody the band would kill to write at this point in their career... But that is neither here nor there, of course, because I am here to talk about Knives Out the movie. 

The critical reviews are glowing, which did not make too much sense to me initially. After all, this was supposed to be an old-fashioned detective story, a murder mystery, an Hercule Poirot kind of conundrum, and movies like that do not tend to get universal acclaim. Were the twists especially clever? Was the final revelation of Roger Ackroyd variety? Did the acting transcend the detective genre? Well, read on.

What we are dealing with here is a rich American family. They all gather in the sumptuous setting of their father's mansion, the father being a renowned writer of detective novels who invited everyone to his birthday celebration. However, he dies tragically at the beginning of the film, and an old-school detective (played by Daniel Craig doing a hammy brand of Southern accent) is tasked with investigating the death. Last person to see the writer alive? A young girl who is the old man's carer. It is a decent set-up for a two-hour murder mystery - but, alas, the makers of this film had loftier ambitions. 

The young girl is an immigrant, and apart from the detective and a couple of cardboard cutouts masquerading as minor characters, she is the only decent human being in the whole film. The family members are all pigs, you see. Murderous and greedy, they only chase their father's money. It is a decent detective story, mind you, with just the right amount of the absurd and the ridiculous. What makes Knives Out a complete artistic trainwreck is the political angle, which at some point gets absolutely unbearable. You do not have to be a Donald Trump supporter to find the whole thing blatant and fake. (And, for the record, I do not like Donald Trump. I do not see him as the end of the world, granted, but I do see him as an inept politician and a dishonest human being.) 

Propaganda in art is unacceptable. Be that communist, religious or liberal propaganda. I am sick of being taken for a snowflake by artists with an agenda. I am sick of reading once decent critics whose view of a book or a film is now blinded by a million issues completely irrelevant to art. Had Knives Out been a detective story, it would have worked. It would not have been a classic, but it would have still been a really good flick for a Christmas Eve. As a political comment, though, Knives Out is shallow and dull. I mean, the big mansion as a metaphor for the white and the rich who cannot keep their house clean and need immigrants to take over? Fucking please. 


Tuesday, 24 December 2019

Everyday Is Christmas


Weather or no weather, "Everyday Is Christmas" has to be one of the greatest Christmas songs of all time. Criminally obscure. Written by the late great Kevin Junior. 




Merry Christmas!


Friday, 20 December 2019

My Cultural Highlights: PAST DECADE


The decade is almost over, miraculously, and there had never been another one whose art would soundtrack my life with such dogged devotedness. With its highlights and lowlights. Loves and hates. Records, movies, books. So to celebrate it all, if that is even possible, I am going to do a few lists of things that had the biggest impact on me over these last ten years. No order, though do believe me - confining it all to such a small number was fucking hard.


MUSIC


Nick Cave - Skeleton Tree (2016)

In the end, it is the second album of the trilogy that moves me the most. Hearing Nick Cave perform "Rings Of Saturn" live will surely go down as one of the highlights of my life.

John Moore - Lo-Fi Lullabies / Floral Tributes (2014)

Two albums released on the same day by the most underrated songwriter currently in business. Just thinking about these songs sends shivers down my spine.

Mirel Wagner - Mirel Wagner (2011)

This is not just a modern folk classic for a rainy day in late autumn. The stark melodicism here is astonishing, and timeless.

Cold Specks - Neuroplasticity (2014)

One of the biggest musical disappointments of the decade was Cold Specks' third LP. All the more reason to appreciate this dark and rich and jazzy and soulful masterpiece.

The North Sea Scrolls - The North Sea Scrolls (2012)

Two great songwriters working on a bonkers concept that has to be heard to be believed. Incidentally, some of the best songs ever written.

PJ Harvey - Let England Shake (2011)

One of the rare cases when universal acclaim did not lie. This really was as good as they told you. I remember seeing her perform the title song a few months before the album's release. Odd black outfit, lyrics about Constantinople... You just knew it would be a classic.

Spiritualized - Sweet Heart Sweet Light (2012)

You can have your Lazer Guided Melodies and Ladies And Gentlemen... This, to me, had Jason Pierce's best songs. "Hey Jane" is worth the admission price alone.

The Indelicates - David Koresh Superstar (2011)

I could have gone for Songs For Swinging Lovers here - arguably, though, this bizarre concept album about a 90s religious cult in America was even stronger. More songs, too. 

The Wave Pictures - A Season In Hull (2016)

A very personal choice, of course, but over this decade The Wave Pictures grew to be something of a favourite band. These impressionistic, melodic, laid-back songs work like medicine. Or cocaine. Or whatever. 

The Delines - Colfax (2014)

Music for a late evening following a hot day in July. Big city, tired lights. Get it. Get in on vinyl.


FILMS


Holy Motors (2012) / Leos Carax 

I went to the cinema with no idea what I was going to see and I came out with a feeling I had just been through the greatest cinematic experience of my life. Accordion in the church? The Sparks song? Eva Green scene? The latex dance? For better or for worse, this will stay with me forever.

Boyhood (2014) / Richard Linklater

This is not just about a gimmick. This is the quintessential coming-of-age film. 

Personal Shopper (2016) / Olivier Assayas

All the conversations that Kristen Stewart cannot act should have stopped right after this film. She was brilliant here. Personal Shopper should go down in history as a cult classic.

The Master (2012) / Paul Thomas Anderson

I watched this one in a London cinema, and there was a point early in the film when I began to burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter. People were looking at me like I was insane - but this was simply my reaction to greatness.

The Irishman (2019) / Martin Scorsese

Three and a half hours, and yet I could not look away. To me, the quintessential Scorsese movie.

Ida (2013) / Paweł Pawlikowski

I am a big fan of Polish cinema, and there were several contenders I could include here. This year's Corpus Christi, for instance, was utterly brilliant. Still, Ida it is, if only for the hypnotism that has not weakened over the years. 

The Great Beauty (2013) / Paolo Sorrentino

The kind of great beauty that only Italy can truly express.

The Frenchman (2019) / Andrei Smirnov

My favourite Russian language film of the decade is a stylish black and white swansong from Andrei Smirnov. This is a very timely reminder of the Soviet Union in the 50s. Some of the performances, too, are out of this world. 

Part 8 (Twin Peaks) (2017) / David Lynch

Technically, not a film. Just the greatest visual experience of the decade.  

Berberian Sound Studio (2012) / Peter Strickland

This is a very unsettling and extremely underrated British film that toys with your nerves, gets under your skin and stays there. Toby Jones in the role of his life.


BOOKS


John Banville, Ancient Light (2012)

They say John Banville is always writing one book. Maybe so - but what a book that is.

Javier Marias, The Infatuations (2011)

Having spent quite a few months this decade entangled in Javier Marias's prose, I would not trust any best-of-decade list that overlooked The Infatuations

Julian Barnes, The Sense of an Ending (2011)

Like Pnin or Seize The Day, one of the most perfect short novels in existence.

Rachel Kushner, The Flamethrowers (2013)

If books had balls, they would be called The Flamethrowers.

Daniel James, The Unauthorised Biography of Ezra Maas (2018)

Would be too fucked up were it not so remarkably clever. House Of Leaves fans will feel right at home here.

Mark Haddon, Pier Falls (2016)

George Saunders and David Szalay had some good ones, but this was the greatest short story collection I read this past decade. 

Michel Houellebecq, Submission (2015)

Uncompromising French literature at its provocative best. Horrifying dystopia for the modern times.

John Niven, Straight White Male (2013)

Well, I laughed and I cried. In my eyes, John Niven's best book.

David Grossman, A Horse Walks Into a Bar (2014)

A stand-up comedian undergoing a complete existential collapse onstage - intriguing set-up and an even better resolution.  

Martin Amis, Lionel Asbo (2012)

Not his best by any stretch, but this could well be Amis's most entertaining novel since The Information. And, in the midst of all the violence and swearing, there is real raw emotion. 'Who let the dogs in?..' 



BONUS - 5 Best Music Books

My Big Midweek (2014) by Steve Hanley
Grant & I (2017) by Robert Forster
M Train (2015) by Patti Smith
Morrissey (2013) by Morrissey
Post Everything (2011) by Luke Haines


Tuesday, 17 December 2019

travelling notes (cxv)


If you are in a city you know well, and all of a sudden you see a narrow passage between two buildings that you have never walked through before, do that now. A hidden art gallery? An eccentric busker? An abandoned staircase? It will be a revelation no matter what. 


Monday, 16 December 2019

travelling notes (cxiv)


The crackling sounds of a vinyl record playing "Out Of Time" can make even the worst pizzeria in town look inspiring. Christ, Jagger has not sounded so good in years...


Wednesday, 11 December 2019

Скетчи про Минск. Музыкальная библиотека.


Играл Скотт Уокер. "Седьмая печать". Стали обсуждать Бергмана. Я сказал англичанину, сидевшему напротив, что как раз на днях купил четвертый альбом. Он ответил, что года два или три назад брал свою копию в местной библиотеке на севере Англии. "То есть как в библиотеке?" спросил я, представляя тесные, пыльные ряды книг, заставленные "Анной Карениной" и "Братьями Карамазова". Мне было лет пятнадцать, и я не мог понять, что это за черная магия. "В музыкальной библиотеке. У вас их нет?" Я попытался вспомнить Минск, но он, черт возьми, был так далеко. "В общем, это обычная библиотека, только вместо книг на полках лежат пластинки и диски. Я часто беру домой и переписываю". В этот момент я ощутил запах нафталина и представил пыльную даму, которая сидит за огромным школьным столом и вписывает четвертый альбом Скотта Уокера в мою старую картонную карточку. Одним словом, этот мир показался мне вымышленным. 

А вообще это было другое время, и музыку все еще можно было потрогать. Не потрогав ее, не подержав в руках, ты не мог ее услышать. Сегодня это кажется безумием, но в свои пятнадцать лет я проводил долгие часы в доме на Мелроуз Авеню за переписыванием третьего альбома XTC и берлинской трилогии Дэвида Боуи с пластинки на кассету. Так что идея музыкальной библиотеки представлялась мне раем на земле.

О том, что на Партизанском проспекте в Минске есть музыкальная библиотека, я узнал гораздо позже - в тот момент, когда никто на свете больше не покупал музыку. Невзрачное место в грязно-бежевых тонах, неприветливое, придавленное огромным многоэтажным зданием, стандартным до слез. Страшные советские окна, аппликации в виде нот. И бесконечный Партизанский проспект, пролетающий мимо. Кажется, это последнее место в Минске, которое заслуживало иметь музыкальную библиотеку. Я видел это здание много раз и не мог представить, что могло скрываться за этими окнами. Какой Скотт Уокер и какой Дэвид Боуи. Я знал лишь одно: однажды я зайду сюда, в это самое таинственное и самое невероятное место в Минске.

Есть что-то безумно трогательное в том, чтобы заходить в места, в которые больше никто не ходит. Это неподкупное чувство удивления, недоверия, радости в глазах той, что ходит сюда на работу вот уже тридцать лет. Эти глаза я видел в историческом музее Бреста, в краеведческом музее Новогрудка и бог знает где еще. Эти глаза я видел и в музыкальной библиотеке в Минске, когда решил наконец зайти внутрь. Там действительно никого не было. Я был один в этом едва существовавшем здании, где тосковала советская пустота, на полках стояли старые нотные книги, а из музыки были одни лишь магнитные ленты в выдвижных ящиках из романа Кафки. ВИА "Падающие камни" и т.д. Странным образом, я добрался до второй половины алфавита, достал "Метель" Свиридова и тут же ее прослушал. Я до сих пор на знаю, почему выбрал именно ее. На улице было лето, и я никогда не любил Свиридова...  

Библиотеки закрываются, и тем более музыкальные (недавно знакомый из Гейтсхеда написал мне о том, что они с друзьями пытаются спасти одну из последних местных библиотек). Однако он по-прежнему стоит там, этот вымышленный мир, под напором восьми этажей, на Партизанском проспекте. И всякий раз, когда я проезжаю мимо, я должен посмотреть на него. Мне хочется увидеть, что там горит свет. Что там есть люди. Что оттуда выходит девочка в черном берете, со скрипкой или стопкой нот наперевес. И мне все равно, что ничего этого я не вижу. Лишь бы эта музыкальная библиотека стояла там вечно - пока проклятое многоэтажное здание не раздавит ее окончательно, и аппликации в виде нот не опадут на землю.


Saturday, 7 December 2019

travelling notes (cxiii)


There is a coffee shop girl in a small Baltic city and she looks exactly like Greta Thunberg. That same nonsensical grin that is half cartoonish and half evil. She makes good coffee, although it is so cold outside that I am no longer sure of my sense of taste.